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Best hindi short status for whatsapp
Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega…
Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka…varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.
ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete
Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.
Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard
Namak Sasta Hai.. Isliye Log Kahin Bhi Chidak Dete Hai
Dekh pagli if u wanna be mine..then take a token and stand in a line
Tu facebook ki Rani Mei hike ka Raja Milna hai to whatsapp pe aaja
Padh liya mera status?
padhega india tabhi to bdhega india
Tu mujhe mil jaye aisi meri soch nhi. Me tujhe mil jaun itni tagdi teri approach nahi
Guitar seekha tha jisko patane k lie..
Aaj offer aaya hai uski shaadi mein bajane ke liye
Its ur whatsapp status make it large!
“People wid status don’t need status!!!”
Log churane lage hai mera dard bhara status
Gujjarish hai mera dard bhe chura le.
Ghadi ROLEX ki ho ya TIMEX ki WAQT apna hona chahiye
Garv Se Kaho… Girlfriend Chahiye!
Tumlog mujhe facbook pe dhundh rahe ho. aur mai tumhara yaha intezaar kar raha hu
Pyar or war mai sab jayaz hai bidu.
Main marne ke liye nahi peeta … peene ke liye marta hun
mai apna chehra bhul skta hu but tumhara nahi.
roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.
Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai … jo pehle usse rosan karte hai
Sun rha hai na tu ro rha hu main.
Teri yad satati hai…mujko rulati hai.
Tere Se Meri Banti Nahi , or Tere Bina Meri Life Chalti Bhi Nahi!!
There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shop
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 🙂
Tera ego to 2 din ki kahani hai, par meri akad khandani hai.
Jo apse dil se baat karta hai use kabhi dimaag se jawab mat dena.
Maan lo to haar hogi, Thaan lo to jeet hogi.
Nazar teri buri aur burkha mein pehnu?
Akal badaam khane se nahi, dhokha khane se badti hai.
Baat unki hoti hai jinki koi aukat hoti hai.
Sharafat ki kitab mein hume aaj bhi khalnayak kehte hai.
Dil bada hona chahiye, Chota to bheem bhi hai.
Jindagi kisi ke liye nahi badalti bas jeene ki wajah badal jati hai.
Jindagi mein lambai nahi gehrai honi chahiye.
Jindagi to apne dum pe jiti jati hai, dusre ke kundho pe to arthi uthti hai.
Jo sapne dekhne ki himmat rakhte hai wo puri duniya jeet sakte hai.
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Khoobsurat log hamesha acche nahi hote, achhe log hamesha khoobsurat hote hai.
Matlabi duniya ka kissa hi khatm, Aaj jis tarah ki duniya Us tarah ke hum.
Tu yeh mat soch tu chod degi to toot jaunga, kameena hun tujhse achhi pataunga.
Jindagi se humne kabhi udhar nahi liya, Kafan bhi lenge to jaan deke.
Duniya ka asool hai, jab tak kaam hai tera naam hai, warna door se salaam hai..!!
Jindgi mein apne kirdaar aise jio ki parda girne ke baad bi taliya baje.
Chale jayenge tujhe tere haal par chodkar, kadar kya hoti hai tujhe waqt sikha dega.
Bol rahi thi i don’t love you, Pyar mein dhokha isliye Thokaaa…
Shadi khud ki girlfriend se karni chahiye, doosro ki girlfriend se to gharwale bhi kara dete hai.
Jindagi Rude hai to kya hua, Hum bhi to Dude hai.
Only 2 things can change women’s mood- 1) I love you, 2) 50% Discount!!
If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!
Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!
With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.
Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..
I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.
Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!
Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…
Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…
I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.
You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.
Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!
Ofcourse i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!
If Plan A didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters so stay cool.
Strong people never put others down, They lift them up…
Sugar? No thanks, i am already sweet..
I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!!
Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.
Hey god, if you can’t make my slim, please make my friends fat!!
You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.
I am not special, I am a limited edition.
A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere
Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.
I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…
I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am weak
I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.
Silence speaks thousand words.
If my attitude could kill, it would be called AK47
A problem is not really a problem, The real problem is your attitude towards that problem.
Real difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
Life is an art of drawing without eraser.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart…
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If you left me without any reason, then don’t come back with an excuse 🙁
If someone can walk out of your life that means they never really cared.
I miss you but i am not going to text you first because i want to see if you miss me more.
Karma does not have a menu, it serves what you deserve.
Hurt me with a truth, don’t comfort me with a lie.
Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous
It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.
Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!
“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”
If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it
Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.
Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh.
Love seems like the best thing that happened to me because its you.
I am so blind in love with you that I love even the most stupid thing you do.
Every moment i spent with you is like a dream come true
As long as i wake up in the morning and she is next to me, that’s all that matters.
“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”
Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.
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With you I am never worried about what the future holds because I know you will be with me holding my hands.
I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.
I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is because I love you so much.
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!
Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…
Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.
Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.
Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.
Love is the other NAME Of Respect, if you can’t Respect your loved One then you don’t deserve to be loved.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
The good things in life are amazing with you!
I can’t promise to fix all your problems, but i promise you won’t face them alone.
You are my best reas0n to lose sleep.
I am in love with you and all your little things..
The person who truly loves you will never let you go whatever the situation is.
Love is friendship Set on Fire
I just want to be your favorite Hello, and Hardest goodbye.
Am i just crazy or falling in love?
Love is what your heart feels, not what your mind thinks.
The moment i saw you, i fell in love & you smiled because you knew.
Every time i see the keyboard, i always see U & I together.
The true love is that changes you into a better person without changing you to someone else.
I would love to stay awake just to watch you Sleep.
Being with you has made me 100% complete..
Kiss me, & You will see stars, Love me and i will give them to you…
Love is life, & if you miss life, You miss Love.
Life is a story, Make yours the best seller!
Everyone comes in our life for a reason. Those who don’t have any, stay.
Life goes on……With or without you 🙂
The quality of your life is the quality of your relationships.
I’ve learned if you love life, life will love you back sooner or later.
If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things.
Life is not about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
Love the life you live, and live the life you love.
With the change in seasons,people change people from their life
Life is like a bar of soap, once you think you’ve got a hold of it, it slips away.
Silence is the most loud voice.
Only regret left at the end is the Chances we didn’t take.
Sometimes we just have to let things go.
I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.
No expectations, No disappointments.
Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.
A simple hello could lead to million things.
Dreams Don’t work unless you do.
You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.
My playlist can tell you the story of my life.
If i treated you the way you trated me, you would hate me.
You don’t need a reason to help people.
Forget your age and live your life.
We loved with a love which was more then Love..
My 6 words love story – I can’t imagine Life without you.
Every time i see you I fall in love all over again.
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My heart is and always be yours forever.
I know I’m not perfect, I’m vintage, which means my flaws make me priceless!
Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.
Maths and women are the two most complicated things in this World. BUT… Maths, Atleast, has LOGIC
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
I should win an Oscar for acting like I’m busy at work.
The reason good men are hard to find is because they’re usually too busy working.
Fact: You wish Facebook had the middle finger button.
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
You can’t make everyone happy, so today I think you should focus on me.
The voices in my head are not real, but they have good ideas.
If you’re wondering why you’re single, date someone. You’ll remember
Waiter: Would u like ur coffee black sir? Me: What other colors do u have?
The best way to let people remember you is to ‘borrow money from them’